Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami. They had been meeting in that park every sunny day for over 12 years, chatting and enjoying each others' friendship.

One day, the younger of the two ladies turned to the other and said, "Please don't be angry with me, dear, but I'm embarrassed. After all these years, what is your name? I'm trying to remember, but I just can't."

The older friend stared at her, looking very distressed. She said nothing for two full minutes, and finally with tearful eyes, said, "How soon do you have to know?"

Submitted by: anon
Category: Miscellanous
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