Neil Brown (without typo)

Heard this from a friend of a friend...

A guy walks into a bar and walks up to the bartender, slams his fist down on the bar and says, "I'm Neil Brown. I'm six foot four, three hundred pounds. I have a fourteen inch cock, and I want a beer!" Hearing this, the bartender faints dead away.

Some people in the bar run to help the bartender. As he is being revived, he looks up at Neil and says, "What did you say?" Once again the man exclaims, "I'm Neil Brown. I'm six foot four, three hundred pounds. I have a fourteen inch cock, and I want a beer!" The bartender then stands, looking much relieved and says, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you said kneel down."

Submitted by: calorman
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