PC Dealer buys the farm
This big-city PC dealer bought a farm. He didn't
have the faintest idea what to do first, so he
went for a walk to look around. As he walked
through a gate, he felt something soft under his
feet, and a none-too-pleasant smell hit his
nostrils. Looking down, he found he was standing
right in the centre of a warm squishy, just-laid
prairie-cake. A look of terror came into his eyes.
"Help!" he shouted, "I'm melting!"
Paul Zucker, Computing Australia, April 9, 1990
