MasterCard Commercial

Cover charge: $15.00
Round of drinks: $23.00
Table dance: $30.00
Another round of drinks: $23.00
Couch dance and tips: $50.00
A round of shots: $34.00
Another round of drinks: $23.00
Lap Dance and Hand Job: $100.00
Private dance and hotel room: $500.00

Sending her on her way and never having to listen to her bitching...


There are some things in life money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD.

Submitted by: goat
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Not funny at all 0 1 2 3 4 5 Utterly hilarious