Lada Classics

A man goes into a car accessory shop and says to the assistant: "Can I have a hubcap for my Lada?" The assistant thinks for a moment and replies: "Okay, it seems a fair swop".

What do you call a Lada convertable?
A Skip.

How do you make a Lada disappear?
Spray it with rust remover.

Why do Ladas have heated rear windows?
So your hands don't freeze when you're pushing it.

What do you call Lada with twin exhaust pipes?
A wheelbarrow.

How do you double the value of a Lada?
Fill it up with petrol.

What does the trip counter in the Lada say when it is passing 20,000 miles?
Game over!

Submitted by: goat
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