80% of women are against marriage

For all those men who believe that there's no reason to buy the cow when you can get the milk free...

Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, as they have wised up to the fact that for 8 oz. of sausage it's not worth buying the entire pig!

Submitted by: goat
Category: One-liners
Current Rating: 4.5000
Not funny at all 0 1 2 3 4 5 Utterly hilarious