Stocking filler

Paul McCartney bought wife Heather a new leg for Christmas and hid it in the wardrobe, but she found it whilst cleaning.

" I hope this is not all I'm getting", she said
Macca replied " Don't worry dear its just a stocking filler".

Submitted by: BodGer
Category: One-liners
Current Rating: 1.0000
Not funny at all 0 1 2 3 4 5 Utterly hilarious