Two Dead Boys
one bright day in the middle of the night,
two dead boys got up to fight,
one was blind the other couldn't see,
how they fought was a mystery,
back to back they faced each other,
Drew there swords and shot each other,
a deaf policemen head the noise,
came to rescue the two dead boys,
and if you don't belleve me,
ask the blind lady on the corner who saw it all!
