Do Re Mi Beer

Do Re Mi - by Homer J. Simpson

DOUGH... The stuff that buys me beer.
RAY... The guy that sells me beer.
ME... The guy who drinks the beer
FAR... The distance to my beer.
SO... I think I'll have a beer.
LA... La la la la la la beer.
TEA... No thanks, I'm drinking beer.
That will bring us back to... (Looks into an empty glass) "D'OH!"
Submitted by: anon
Category: Poems, Songs and Riddles
Current Rating: 4.2500
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