Aussie Jingle Bells

sing to tune of Jingle Bells

Dashing through the bush
In a rusty Holden Ute
Kicking up the dust
Esky in the boot
Kelpie by my side
Singing Christmas songs
It's summer time and I am in
My singlet, shorts and thongs

Chorus

Oh, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way
Christmas in Australia
On a scorching summer's day HEY
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Christmas time is beaut!
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a rusty Holden Ute!

Engines getting hot
We dodge the kangaroos
Swaggy climbs aboard
He is welcome too
All the family's there
Sitting by the pool
Christmas day, (yell) THE AUSSIE WAY
by the barbecue!

~chorus~

Come the afternoon
Grandpa has a doze
The kids and uncle Bruce
Are swimming in their clothes
The time comes round to go
We take a family snap
Then pack the car and
ALL SHOOT THROUGH
Before the washing up!

~chorus~
Submitted by: goat
Category: Poems, Songs and Riddles
Current Rating: 4.5000
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