Man from Candoo

There once was a man from Candoo,
Who fell asleep in a canoe,
He dreamed on venus,
and played with his penis,
and woke up with a hand full of goo
Submitted by: goat
Category: Poems, Songs and Riddles
Current Rating: 4.3333
Not funny at all 0 1 2 3 4 5 Utterly hilarious