Fashion Tips for the First Lady

Always wear brown shoes when Congress is in session.

If the First Daughters are wearing short skirts, it really doesn't matter what *you* wear.

Never wear an outfit the same shade as the day's Homeland Security alert level.

Fuschia doesn't work when your husband is draping himself in the flag.

Avoid wearing colors your husband can't pronounce.

Submitted by: johnnye
Category: Politics
Current Rating: 4.0000
Not funny at all 0 1 2 3 4 5 Utterly hilarious