Wigwam or Teepee?
A guy goes to a psychiatrist in the hopes of alleviating his confusion.
"I don't know what's going on", he tells the doctor. "I don't know if I'm a wigwam or a teepee".
He continues, "I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee". "Doctor, what do I do? What is wrong with me?"
The psychiatrist thinks for a moment, and suddenly snaps his fingers. "I know what's wrong with you! You're too tense".
