Triffle

Remember the millions of mutations of the string-in-a-bar joke that were making the rounds some months ago? Well, after milliseconds of intense thought, I came up with a version that I think is actually funny.

These two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, "So what'll it be?"

The first string says, "I think I'll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy~~owmc63^Dz x.xvcu"

"Please excuse my friend," the second string says, "He isn't null-terminated."