Police in Turkey have arrested a 30-year-old shop assistant After he was found lying naked with a mannequin in a store window.

"We found several bite marks on other mannequins as well," An officer told the BBC.

"The suspect said he had gotten somewhat confused after Purchasing a book called 'Making Love for Dummies.'"

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