Mother's Pride

Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important their children are.

"My son is a priest," boasts the first woman. "When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

Not to be outdone, the second Catholic woman chirps up: "Well, my son is a bishop and whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'."

"Not to put you down," interjects the third woman smugly, "but my son is a cardinal and whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic woman just sits and sips her coffee in silence. The first three women look at her expectantly.

"Well," says the fourth woman finally, "my son is a gorgeous, 6' 2", hard-bodied, well-endowed male stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, women say, 'My God!'"

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