Octopus

A guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus down on a stool >and tells everyone in the bar that this is a very talented octopus. He can >play any instrument in the world. He hears everyone in the crowd laughing at > >him ... >so he says he will wager $50 to anyone who has an >instrument that the octopus can't play. >

A guy walks up with a guitar and sits it beside the octopus. The octopus starts playing better than Jimi Hendrix. So the man pays his $50.

Another guy walks up with a trumpet, The octopus plays the trumpet better than Dizzy Gillespie. So the man pays his $50.

A third guy walks up with bagpipes. He sits them down and the octopus fumbles with it for a minute and sets it down with a confused look. "Ha!", the man says, "can't you play it?"

The octopus looks up at the man and says "Play it? I'm going to f**k it as soon as I get its pajamas off."

Submitted by: lucy
Category: Quickies
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