Joe and John

Twin brothers were named Joe and John. Joe was the owner of an old dilapidated boat. It happened that John's wife died the same day Joe's boat sank.

A few days later, a kindly old lady met Joe on hte street, mistaking him for John. She said to him, "I'm sorry for your loss, you just feel terrible."
Joe said, "oh, hell no. Fact is I'm sort of gladto be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveld up and she smelled like dead fish. She was always losing her water. She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in front. The hole got bigger every time I used her. She leaked like crazy and it got hard to keep her upright. But what really finished her off was these four guys who rented her for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't any good, but they wanted to have a go with her anyway. The damn' fools all tried to get on her at the same time and it was just too much for the old girl. while they were trying to get into their various postions, she split right up the middle!"

The Old Lady Fainted......
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