Get your own back

A grandad and his grandson are in town, and the grandad decides to go into a betting shop and place a bet. The boy wants to as well, but the grandad asks, "can you touch your arse with your dick?" to which no was the reply "then you're not old enough to go in betting shops"

The boy got bored with waiting outside and so went into a newsagent and bought a scratchcard - and won £50,000

The grandad comes out of the betting shop, and his grandson tells him the good news. He then suggests splitting the money 50/50

The boy says, "grandad, can you touch your arse with your dick?" "why of course i can" he replied "then go F*ck yourself"
Submitted by: lucy
Category: Quickies
Current Rating: 4.0000
Not funny at all 0 1 2 3 4 5 Utterly hilarious