Priest and Pastor

A priest and pastor from the local parishes are standing by the side of the road holding up a sign that reads, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!" They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car.

" Leave us alone you religious nuts! "yelled the first driver as he sped by.

From around the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.

" Do you think," said one clergy to the other, "we should just put up a sign that says 'Bridge Out' instead?"

Submitted by: anon
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