3 Guys and a Lady

Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.

The first guy says " I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know...
Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist.

The second guy says " I'm a D.I.N.K.Y., you know...
Double Income, No Kids Yet."

The third guy says, " I'm a R.U.B, you know...
Rich, Urban, Biker"

They turn to a woman and ask her, "What are you? "

She replies: " I'm a WIFE, you know...
Wash, Iron, f**k, Etc"

Submitted by: BodGer
Category: Quickies
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