Virgin girl

A virgin girl gets married to a guy who’s supposed to rather well endowed. She explains this to her new husband who tells her he knows how to get round the situation which is to show her his dick, bit by bit. The wife lies in bed and sees three inches of dick come round the door. "Are you nervous yet?" says her husband.
"No, I'm OK" she replies. Another six inches of dick comes around the door and he says "Are you still OK?" "Yes" she replies. A further foot comes around the door and she says "I'm still not nervous". "OK," her husband replies, "I'm coming up the stairs"
Submitted by: goat
Category: Quickies
Current Rating: 4.6667
Not funny at all 0 1 2 3 4 5 Utterly hilarious