WW2 Priest

An elderly Italian man asked the local priest to hear his confession. "Father, during World War II a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Enemy. I hid her in my attic."
The priest replied: "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son, and you have no need to confess."
" It's worse, Father. she started to repay me with sexual favors."
" You were both in great danger, two people together under those circumstances act that way. You are forgiven."
" Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. But I have one more question."
" And what is that?"
" Should I tell her the war is over?"
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