A highway patrolman

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the lady behind the wheel was knitting!

Realising that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "Pull over!!"

"No," she yelled back over the sound of the siren, "It's a scarf!"

Submitted by: calorman
Category: Quickies
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