Man and his lizard

A man walks into the bar with a lizard on his shoulder.

Barman: what's the name of the lizard on your shoulder?

Man: "tiny."

Barman: why tiny?

Man: because he's my newt

Submitted by: BodGer
Category: Quickies
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