Lisping Dwarf

A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm.

"I'd like to buy a horth" he says to the owner of the farm.

"What sort of horse?" said the owner.

"A female horth" the dwarf replies. So the owner shows him a mare.

"Nithe horth" say the dwarf, "Can I thee her eyeth?" So the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horse's eyes.

"Nithe eyeth" says the dwarf, "Can I thee her teeth?" Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horse's teeth.

"Nithe teeth......can I thee her eerth?" the dwarf says. By now the owner is gettin a little fed up, but again picks up the dwarf to show him the horse's ears.

"Nithe eerth" he says. "Now.......can I thee her twot?" With this the owner picks the dwarf up by the scruff of his neck and shoves his head into the horse's vagina.

He holds him there for a couple of seconds before pulling him out and putting him down.

The dwarf shakes his head and says "Maybe I thould weefwaze that..........Can I thee her wun awound?"

Submitted by: goat
Category: Quickies
Current Rating: 3.0000
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