A blonde returned from shopping one day to find her house well and truly alight. Congratulating herself for remembering to bring her mobile she quickly rang the fire brigade:

"Come quick! My house is on fire...!" she said,

"Keep calm madam and tell us where you live." responded the dispatcher

"I live over there, in that house and its ON FIRE! Come quick!"

"But we need to know how to get there", said the dispatcher

"Duh! Big red truck......!"

Submitted by: lucy
Category: Quickies
Current Rating: 1.0000
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