What does your dad do?

Little Brucie was in his junior school class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up; fireman, policeman, salesman, politician, miners, etc; Brucie was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My dad's an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap room and let them sleep with him."

The teacher hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring and then took Little Brucie aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?!!!!!"

"No," said Brucie, "My dad plays rugby for Australia, but I was just too embarrassed to say".

Submitted by: lucy
Category: Quickies
Current Rating: 3.3333
Not funny at all 0 1 2 3 4 5 Utterly hilarious