Chinese couple

A Chinese couple get married - and she's a virgin. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses.

He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring:

"My darring, I know dis you firt time and you flighten...I plomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting you want. What you want?"

"I wanna 69" she replies.

"You wanna beef with bloccolli?"

Submitted by: BodGer
Category: Quickies
Current Rating: 3.0000
Not funny at all 0 1 2 3 4 5 Utterly hilarious