Getting married

 Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers "Yes."

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."  Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds." 
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism, sclerosis?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely." 
Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, Jaundice?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works." 
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for  Parkinson's disease?" 
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?" 
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
Jacob says to the pharmacist: "We'd like to register here for our  wedding gifts, please."

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