Irish Men and the Free drinks

Seamus and Paddy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them, & they could only raise the staggering sum of 50 pence.

Paddy said "Hang on, I have an idea."

He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.

Seamus said: "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all."

Paddy replied: "Don't worry - just follow me."

He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.

Seamus said: "Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we be in? We haven't got any money!!'

Paddy replied, with "Don't worry, I have a plan. Sl?inte!"

They downed their drinks.

Paddy said "OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth."

Said and done, the barman noticed them, went berserk and threw them out. They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free.

At the tenth pub Seamus said: "Paddy - I don't think I can do any more o'this. I'm totally drunk and me knees are killin' me!"

Paddy said: "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage - in the third pub."

Submitted by: calorman
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