Weegie Burd

A Weegie Burd goes to the social to register for child benefit.

"How many children?" asks the civil servant

"10" replies the girl.

"10???" says the civil servant.. "What are their names?"

"Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec and ....eh...Alec

"Doesn't that get confusing?"

"Naw..." says the girl "its great because if thur oot playin in the street, ah jist huv tae shout ALEC, YER DINNER'S READY or ALEC, GO TO BED NOW 'n' they aw dae it..."

"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed civil servant.

"'at's easy," says the girl... "Ah just use thur surnames"
Submitted by: calorman
Category: Quickies
Current Rating: 3.4444
Not funny at all 0 1 2 3 4 5 Utterly hilarious