SHOULD A CHILD WITNESS CHILD BIRTH??? (short, but true story!)

Due to a power outage at the time, only one paramedic responded to the emergency call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Katelyn, a 3-year old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see whle he helped deliver the baby. (Daddy was on nightshift)

Very diligently, Katelyn did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while baby Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Baby Connor began to cry.

The paramedic then thanked Katelyn for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Katelyn quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place. Smack him again."

Submitted by: lucy
Category: Quickies
Current Rating: 4.5000
Not funny at all 0 1 2 3 4 5 Utterly hilarious