Weegie burd (take 2)

A Weegie burd walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter.

"Ah'll be back tha morra efternin tae pick up ma dress." she says.

"Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear.

"Naw" she replies. "This time it's mayonnaise."

Submitted by: goat
Category: Quickies
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