The Engineer

A Few days ago, a mother was working in her kitchen and listening to her son playing with his new electric trains in the sitting room. She heard the train stop and her son say, "All you sons of bitches who want to get off, get the hell off now because this is the last stop. All you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses on the train now because we're leaving!"

The mother went into the sitting room and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now go to your room for two hours. When you come out you may play with your trains as long as you use proper language."

Two hours later, the mother was still working in the kitchen when her son came out of his room and resumed playing with his trains. The train stopped and the mother heard, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all your belongings. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. For those of you just boarding, we ask that you stow your hand luggage under the seat and hope you enjoy your trip...."

"For those of you who are pissed off about the bloody two hour delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."

Submitted by: anon
Category: Quickies
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