Got any bread?

A duck walks into a pub and says to the barman:

"Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we have no bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f***king bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, are you deaf, we haven't got any f***king bread, ask me again and I'll nail your f***king beak to the bar you irritating b***ard bird!"

Duck says: "Got any nails?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?".......

Submitted by: goat
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