Arsenic

A gal walks into the drugstore and tells the pharmacist she wants to buy some arsenic.

He says, What do you want with arsenic?

She said, I want to kill my husband because he cheats on me by having sex with another woman.

The pharmacist says, I can't sell you arsenic so you can kill your husband, lady, even if he is having sex with another woman.

So she reaches into her pocket and pulls out a picture of her husband having sex with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist says, Oh, I didn't realize you had a prescription.

Submitted by: BodGer
Category: Quickies
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