Emergency Room Doctor

Harry answers the telephone, & it's an Emergency Room doctor.

The doctor says, "Your wife was in a serious car accident, & I have bad news and good news. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms & both legs, & will need help eating & going to the bathroom for the rest of her life."

Harry says, "My God. What's the good news?"

The doctor says, "I'm kidding. She's dead."

Submitted by: johnnye
Category: Quickies
Current Rating: 4.5000
Not funny at all 0 1 2 3 4 5 Utterly hilarious