Not What I Was Thinking

A guy found a magic lamp and, naturally, he rubbed it. A genie popped out and said, "I'll grant you any wish you want."

The guy thought and thought, and finally gave his answer. "I want to be hard all the time and get all the ass I want."

"As you wish," the genie replied. So the genie turned him into a toilet seat.

Submitted by: anon
Category: Quickies
Current Rating: 4.1667
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