Skydiver

The skydiving instructor was going through the question and answer period with his new students when one of them asked the usual question always asked, "If our chute doesn't open; and the reserve doesn't open, how long do we have till we hit the ground?"

The jump instructor answered, "The rest of your life."

Submitted by: MarkG
Category: Quickies
Current Rating: 4.3333
Not funny at all 0 1 2 3 4 5 Utterly hilarious