Deathbed conversion

An old Jewish man asked on his deathbed to convert to Christianity. His family was shocked. ``Why would you do such a thing?'' they asked.

``I know I'm about to die,'' he replied, ``and I figure, `better one of them than one of us!' ''

Submitted by: anon
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