The Duck

A guy, holding a duck under his arm, walks up to his wife and says:

"This is the pig I've been screwing all these years."

His wife says: "You're ignorant; that's a duck, not a pig."

The guy replies: "Shut up! I was talking to the duck!"

Submitted by: johnnye
Category: Quickies
Current Rating: 4.5000
Not funny at all 0 1 2 3 4 5 Utterly hilarious