Drink driving?

A cop pulls over a guy. "Your eyes are awfully red. Have you been drinking?"
"Gee, officer," the man says. "Your eyes are awfully glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

Submitted by: calorman
Category: Quickies
Current Rating: 3.0000
Not funny at all 0 1 2 3 4 5 Utterly hilarious