Women drivers
Driving to the office this morning on the M3, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 120m per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway
over in my lane, still working on that makeup!!!
It scared me (I’m a man) so bad, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked
the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten
out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone
away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned
Big Jim and the twins, ruined the damn phone and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL.
BLOODY WOMEN DRIVERS!
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