New cocktail
Girl & her boyfriend go to the pub. When it’s the girl’s turn
to buy a round, she tells him that she’s heard of a wonderful new drink
he simply must try. She returns with the usual half of lager for herself. For
him, she has two glasses. One contains a measure of Bailey’s, the other
lime juice.
Instructions: “OK, what you gotta do is, you gotta swig the Bailey’s and hold it in your mouth. And then drink the lime juice.” He looks a bit dubious, but she’s very enthusiastic so he decides to give it a go. First the Bailey’s; lovely smooth, creamy, warm feeling in the mouth.
Then he takes the lime juice.
T + 0.1 secs: The cream in the Bailey’s curdles.
T + 0.3 secs: Boyfriend’s face turns the color of fresh lime juice
T + 0.6 secs: Boyfriend calms his stomach & swallows the gunge.
T + 1.5 secs: She whispers in his ear....
“It’s called Blowjob revenge
Instructions: “OK, what you gotta do is, you gotta swig the Bailey’s and hold it in your mouth. And then drink the lime juice.” He looks a bit dubious, but she’s very enthusiastic so he decides to give it a go. First the Bailey’s; lovely smooth, creamy, warm feeling in the mouth.
Then he takes the lime juice.
T + 0.1 secs: The cream in the Bailey’s curdles.
T + 0.3 secs: Boyfriend’s face turns the color of fresh lime juice
T + 0.6 secs: Boyfriend calms his stomach & swallows the gunge.
T + 1.5 secs: She whispers in his ear....
“It’s called Blowjob revenge
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