Sisters of St Frances House
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign
out of the corner of his eye.
It reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES
He thinks it was just a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought. Soon, he sees another sign which says SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES
Suddenly, he begins to realize that these signs are for real. Then he drives past a third sign saying: SISTERS OF ST, FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT
His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a sombre stone building with a small sign next to the door reading: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a
long black habit who asks, “What may we do for you, my son?”
He answers, “I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in
possibly doing business.”
“Very well, my son. Please follow me.” He is led through many winding
passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door, and
tells the man, “Please knock on this door.” He does as he is told
and this door is answered by another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup.
This nun instructs, “Please place $50 in the cup, then go through the
large wooden door at the end of this hallway.” He gets $50 out of his
wallet and places it in the second nun’s cup. He trots eagerly down the
hall and slips through the door, pulling it shut behind him.
As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the parking lot, facing
another small sign: GO IN PEACE YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF
ST. FRANCIS
