New trainee

A fresh faced graduate joins a big multi national as a trainee.

On his first day, he dialled the canteen and shouted into the phone:
"Get me a f*****g cup of coffee, quickly!"

The voice on the other side responded "You fool, you've dialled the wrong extension! Do you have any idea who you're talking to?"

"No," replied the trainee.

"Well I am the Managing Director of the company, you yob!"

The trainee shouted back "and do you know who YOU are f*****g talking to, you idiot?"

"No!" replied the Managing Director indignantly.


"Good!" replied the trainee and put down the phone.

Submitted by: BodGer
Category: Quickies
Current Rating: 2.0000
Not funny at all 0 1 2 3 4 5 Utterly hilarious