Some truths

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
- Woody Allen

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
- Camille Paglia

"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."
- Tiger Woods

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
- Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humour)

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
- Robert De Niro

"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
- Dustin Hoffman


" See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
- Robin Williams

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