F'ing best quotes in history

10 - "Scattered f*cking showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC

9 - "How the f*ck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC

8 - "You want THAT on the f*cking ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566

7 - "Where did all those f*cking Indians come from?" - Custer,1877

6 - "It does so f*cking look like her!" - Picasso, 1926

5 - "Where the f*ck are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937

4 - "Any f*cking idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938

3 - "What the f*ck was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

2 - "I need this parade like I need a f*cking hole in the head!" -JFK,1963

1 - "Aw c'mon. Who the f*ck is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton,1997

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Category: Quotes and Excerpts
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