The Wisdom of Will Rodgers

  • Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n putting' it back in.
  • If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
  • If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.
  • After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him .The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
  • Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
  • There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.
  • If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.
  • Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
  • It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
  • The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.
  • Don't squat with your spurs on.
  • Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
  • Never miss a good chance to shut up.
  • Always drink upstream from the herd.
  • When you're throwing' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.
  • There are three kinds of men:
    The ones that learn by reading.
    The few who learn by observation.
    The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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